Oh Snap Big Bras Now a Security Issue.

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Now if taking your shoes off is not enough horny TSA agents are now making the Big Metal Bra wearing women take off their bras and walk though security. This poor lady has enough to worry about, the stares from men, the ladies saying ," How can she stand up with those things!", and the consent sound of pre-teen boners popping when she walks by, now the TSA feels( and I do mean feel!) the need to hassle "jugg-o-lious" women for the sake of national security. (Well if the boobs are big she could have bombs in them!) I guess this is another phrase you won't here in the security line anymore,"Damn her boobs are the bomb!" Ok now that I'm done writting I'm going to pull my pants up! Oh snap...I'm out like strip club boobies! Click pic for full story!!

Oh Snap jetpacks almost real!!

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In this test of the Martin Jet pack you can see they are a little worried about it getting too far away. This GAS powered jetpack could fly for 40 minutes on a tank of GAS! At 100k I'm not sure who would pay for this.I mean the cost of GAS right now, ah I'll walk and make the buzzing sound with my mouth! I still have hopes that one day I'll have one of my own, only a fews steps away, but still a dream!!

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Oh Snap, people will do anything to save money!

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Cow enema Cow farts, really!!

The power of poo, that's right Cow dung can power a house for months. They are also trying to finds out if Cow farts are causing some of the greenhouse effects. I guess if this will save me from paying $200 bucks I can live with a shit smell, all the time, in very thing, ewww maybe not!! No poo power for me!!

But for some the Idea is too good to pass (Gas) up here is a diagram to prove the system and how it will not smell. (My Ass!!)

Oh Snap I can put ads on my pits!!

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Look Mom my pits Look Mom my pits

Okay, once again if they can put an ad there they will. "Right Guard" has come up with "pitvertising" seen in this picture. So hey you get to a bar your talk and for no reason you lift up your arms and your friends watch your pit. Once again this will catch on like commercial tattoos, rent my head for space now becomes rent my pit for space. Atleast these ads are not on the skin and come with a video!!

Oh Snap, Can't make these up!!

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Getting my money one way or another! Getting my money one way or another!

From Jail time to prime time I give my man daps he went from robbing Micky D's to rapping for them...atleast to win a contest. Story here if you have dream keep working at, if you went the wrong path to get there maybe they'll give you a second chance!! Here's the story from our friends at www.techcrunch.com

Well, here’s something that’s so ridiculous it couldn’t be made up. McDonald’s teamed up with MySpace to create a new jingle for the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac. The original song (two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…) was created back in 1974. Over 1,000 user created songs and videos were submitted - the winner’s jingle becomes the official Big Mac song and will be featured in a McDonald’s Big Mac TV commercial.

Enter 29 year old Tamien Bain, who held up a McDonald’s at gunpoint when he was 14, was convicted as an adult and served 12 years in prison. He’s also one of the five finalists in the jingle competition (no. 4, the guy with the white tshirt and baseball cap).

The finalists were selected by a panel of judges. Apparently someone didn’t do a background check before making the final decisions. Or perhaps they did a background check and this is a publicity stunt. Either way, Bain has reportedly hired a PR person and is making the most of the contest.

I can’t wait to see the commercial, because he’s definitely going to win. Here’s his video submission:

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Oh Snap here's my 10 worst Actors turned Superheroes!

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I was reading a story on 10 dumbest secret identities, and I thought what about actors who played super heroes who have become typed casted because of it.

  • Adam West, Yes Mr. Batman himself, now lately with Family guy he's been getting better stuff but for a while there,ewwww!

  • Dick Durock, oh come on you know "Swamp Thing", well that just proves my point.

  • Nicholas Hammond, the real Spiderman, well he still works but you won't know it. I mean he was in "Crocodiles Dundee in Los Angeles" wait better yet he was in "Stealth" some were!

  • Burt Ward, yes I couldn't leave out "Robin"  not much I can say he's still working but like Adam mostly in voice over work.

  • Lou Ferrigno, I hate to do it but, for a while he's been away but with the new "Hulk" film he's on his way back.

  • William Katt, "The Greatest American Hero", He still works but in the back ground nothing like what he did in '81 when I 1st thought I could be a hero!

  • Wesley Snipes, "Blade" I mean come on your going to jail bro, and as a skinny black kid I thought great a black super hero, just can't do what the man playing my hero does. Damn role models!!

  • Shaquille O'Neal, "Steel" enough said!



  • Helen Slater, "Supergirl" that's right they made a "Supergirl" movie and there is a reason you don't remember it. But that didn't stop Helen from being in another Superman project she was in "Smallville". She was a looker back then.

  • Mark Hamill, "Luke Skywalker", Hey everyone you where waiting for me to say his name. So I did.

Oh Snap you got knock the fu*k out, of poker?

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Ha!! Ha!!

46th place with Ace-King, losing to a 10-4 man that's got to hurt, But not as bad as the news stories people are writting about your temper. You lost and your the best around, calm down you'll get hot again, someday, soon, I hope! It's ok your the "brat" of poker so you can get away with stuff the other pros would get penalized for, it'a all for the hype. You still have what 10 more events this year, yeah your good.