Apparently the porn industry is taking a ass whipping when comes to DVD sell. One of the problems is a website called youporn, a knock off of youtube. In this article it explains how Vivid Entertainment wants to buy youporn.Well when Vivd.com is ranked 5,061 and youporn.com is rated 1(at time of article) something has got to give. I'm not talking about my nuts either!! Read more here!
Oh yeah wife won't let me put up the pic I wanted, her spread eagle on the couch with a red feather hmmmmmmm hot!!
You have to see it to believe it, sweet to know I'm not the only one that does that to the wifey, but my wifey is white so I get cut with a nail sometimes.
Hey here's a tip if you want to rob a store, don't wear a thong to cover your face. You don't know where your girlfriend has been. The only place for skid marks is the place you put your face. I hope you stole enough money to get a real mask, like my Vader mask!!
Hulk Hogan I hope that those phone calls to your son in jail are as fake as your wrestling. If not you and your son are screwing up a chance to really shine and get above the mold, and I'm not the only one that thinks that!Click picture for story!!
Hey this guy has the answer for all you guys who will be stuck watching the worst thing ever to be put on "God's green earth". Let's hope this movie will be like all the other BAD TV series turned movie ideas lately. Click the picture to learn how to survive this torture!!
I guess Eddie Murphy thinks he can come back from the comedy grave and get back in my heart with another Beverly Hills Cop movie with Bret " I think I can save movies " Ratner!! I hope this is done right for Eddie's sake and for all the Beverly Hills Cops fans ,who with me don't count number 3! But hay read about it here and Flame the comments like every one else cuz this is going to suck...my ...balls!!
Oh Snap this site will have you laughing for hours, Man babies where they switch baby and man heads in pictures. Tons of fun and I have to admit and I hope none of my pics get up there..lol!!
I guess you can't wear a scarf because it makes Rachel Ray look hotter than she really is and because Fox News says so! I'm sorry unless someone tells you it's an Arab scarf WHICH IT ISN'T you won't think that. I'd do Mrs. Ray in a scarf, on a beach , with two bombs in her hand. she's a little hottie and I'd drink her coffee and Dunkin' Donuts coffee too!!
In this article they state that more and more people are having oral sex and that that trend is growing. So Sweetie no more saying you have a "soar throat", or that your "jaw" hurt it's time to open up and say "AHHHHHHHHH" for Daddy! Now I can really say everyone else is doing it, it's like a lolly pop just keep on sucking, don't bite it, just suck it baby!! Click picture for read more!
Owen please don't fix the problem with chicks that look like your ex find someone the complete opposite like an over weight Asian chick with big boobs. Hey I know Kate was the bomb but even a good lay from a fat girl helps get your groove back. Then you realize your Lighting McQueen!!
This is just me working on some editing things. I was going to Fix my mom's PC then she tells me, when I get there, that all she wants me to do is move it!Now just because I've got my cert. doesn't mean that I can move a PC from one place to another, it means I can fix it when you have a blue screen, or at least I thought!!
5 things you didn't know about condoms, like they were on cave paintings. Man that means cavemen had there own form of playboy in the caves. Sweet cavemen jacked off too!! I wonder who "Cavewomen" April 500 B.C. was!!
Ok I can't believe that anyone in Hollywood would think that in todays video game market that a Pac-man Movie would work, but hey I was wrong about 'Super Mario bros.' the movie, oh Snap that sucked, ok 'Doom' was good, oh snap wrong there again. Was there ever a video game movie that did good...'Tomb Radier', maybe but boobs always sell! Write comments if I'm wrong what video game movie worked, if someone says, 'Street Fighter' I'll slap you myself!
I guess in past post my wife has pointed out about 100 or more spelling errors on my part.(mostly typos) Thanks wifey not only do I stay at home all day and write on my blog but not I'm now I can't spell anything right. I get it honey you went to college I went and did stand up you win this round but I have pictures of you honey...lol it's on!!! Smile honey!!