Oh snap why couldn't they all die!!!

I hate "Sex and the city" it turns my wife into a blubbering, estrogen explosion of tears and man hating for 1hr. (God forbid she's on her period!!) So why couldn't they all die in this piece of crap all women like to talk about there sex life movie. (Don't women do that in the bathroom!)
Grrr well some one does bit the big one thank god!!!!