Oh Snap... Real X-men??

Found this story on digg about 7 real world x-men. I'm just hoping they are better than X-men in "X-men 3" eww!! Hmmm the mutant power I want the most is to "Hit the Red Star" on a heinkein keg with BB gun power! Maybe even enlarge or shrink penis at will power cuz my wife is always saying I'm too big for her. Well anywho check out the full story at Cracked.com here!