Oh Snap lawn work....my yard is a dust bowl!!

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Hey, It's Alan Wade "the BB gun guy" (damn Red Star) giving you another look at my lawn! So I'm in Texas an it's going to be about 100 degrees today so I decide to hurry up and cut my lawn before it gets too hot. ( Hot like the African sun, I've got 4 window A/C units and I still get hot in the house! All on high and with fans in front of them blowing cold air around the room,I hope!) I think it's only rained once since I got from my vacation, two weeks ago! My yard has more weeds in it than grass. It's so bad that if I fart a small flame shoots out my ass!

So here's a few tips to beating the heat and not dieing of heat stroke.

  1. Lots of water and after that, lots of cold beer!

  2. Don't water the lawn, or pee in it!

  3. After you done at a shower, but not a bath you'll have grass chunks all over!

  4. Now that you cut some weeds go smoke some!!

  5. Pay someone else to finish the lawn, cuz damn you don't need to be in the heat!

  6. Oh Snap, remember to move your grill ( not the one in your mouth, but take that out too before cutting grass) nothing worst than cutting the yarn and looking up to see your grill about to get knocked down!


I hope that helped you live though a hot lawn!

Oh Snap....I'm Out!!

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