Other than she's had her vagina redone in 98'. Look Mrs. Cattrall just because your On "Sex and the City" doesn't mean you really know men, case in point!!
Still hot old ass pussy!! 1. Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms.
Oh snap response:
A 8 inch penis! Ha couldn't help that one!
2. Wait, let me rephrase that so there’s no confusion:
multiple orgasms.
Oh snap response:
Oh really, Multiple, even if we give you ladies that you always want more!!!3. We want you to be true to yourselves. And to us. And not necessarily in that order.
Oh snap response:
So I can tell you it wasn't me and as long as I believe it it's cool!!
4. No man should ever purchase anything called Follicare. If you’re going bald, then go bald and try to be proud.
Oh snap response:
How about I buy it and not tell you!( refer to item 3)
5. The secret to getting out of trouble with your girlfriend is being funny. A funny man can be forgiven for anything. (Exceptions: cheating and comb-overs.)
Oh snap response: Try telling that to a bald comic!
6. We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men.
Oh snap response:What about a joint!!
7. The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a
gold mine.
Oh snap response: OK that one is right.
8. The only man who can pull off twelve different kinds of breakfast cereal is Jerry Seinfeld.
Oh snap response:
But all you need is "Total"!!
9. It might seem strange, but every now and then, check out your backside in the mirror. If you don’t like what you see, chances are we feel the same.
Oh snap response:Clean the back seat of sloppy sex stains!!!
10. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.
Oh snap response: oh so it's the anus then!!
