Oh Snap ......Beer Review!!

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Hi Alan Wade again, one of the last times you've seen me was when I tried to "shoot a red star " on a Heineken keg, while drinking beer. Now I'm not an expert on beer but I drink a lot of beers mostly imports or micro brews. While drunk sitting with my wife drinking yet an other beer I thought ,"Hey someone would like to know what I thought of the beers I've drank, right honey." Which she replied "Maybe?" So here are my thought, rants, and raves about the beer I had this weekend. Since I'm jobless and my wife gets paid once a month we'll cover a wide range of beers from cheap to damn we just got paid!! This weekend .....WE GOT PAID!!

Hoes in a gaarden!!?? Hoes in a gaarden!!??

Hoegaarden is a Belgian beer that calls itself "a naturally Cloudy Non-filtered White beer" whatever that means bottom line it tastes good, no after taste, I burped louder than my wife. (Yes, we compare) It reminded me of another beer "Blue Moon" which I'll review later. It has a spicy, orange flavor but not so orange I that I though I was drinking a fruity girlie beer. It did it's job too after the 3rd beer I was feeling alright and ready to mount Momma. (She says I had whisky dick but I think not!) over all I'd give it a "Oh Snap, Drink this shit down fool!!" or a A+

Next review Pyramid Apricot Ale!

Oh Snap Star Wars to be released In 3-D

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I love Star Wars like any other nerd. I'd like to see all the Movies in blu-ray. I'd like to have a 24ct. gold limited edtion Darth Vader lightsaber. I'm just not sure I'd be ok with the movies in 3-D. Unless "Joruney to the Center of the Earth" made tons of money, I don't think this is a good Idea. I know George will find a way'anyway to get his money back but, didn't he see "Jaws 3-D" The only time I've seen 3-D work, and work good was at Disney and they make magic happen!!

So until I can have that good of 3-D at home just get my movies on blu-ray, Kill Jar-Jar, and put bigger breasts on Padame!!

Source Comingsoon.net/ picture by Sean Fallon

Oh Snap the funny things drunk Brits do!!

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In Britain 999 is there 911 but just like here they get some drunk ass woman asking stupid questions for no reason, other than she's drunk. I get drunk I want to play my drum set or get a blow job, in Britain ...call 999!!!

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here's a funny clip from "The IT Crowd" the best geek comedy around!! Because 999 or 911 is just to hard to remember!

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Oh Snap I play too many games!!

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I've been playing World of Warcraft on and off for atleast 2 years now and my Guild had a little get together of some of the old members. I finally got my Fraps to work so I can play and record so here's my 1st movie guys I hope you like!! I just posted this so give it a few!!

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Oh Snap, Why didn't anyone else pick this up!!!

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While reading my google reader I saw a title to a story that i couldn't pass up. Where a naval officer in his opening remark says, (quoting rawstory.com),"If they hadn't shot down the fourth plane it would've hit the dome." This is in a court hearing for a Salim Hamdan who claims to be a taxi drive for BinLadin. Read more here. I'm just wondering who shot down flight 93 and does this change any movies about that flight!!

Oh Snap, Games E3 missed!!

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OK E3 is over and some of us still have boners the size of a watermelons over some of the things we saw. What about some of the games we didn't see, I for one was wanting to hear about Tekken 6 or Even a rumored next-gen Aliens game. Well Kotaku.com found some of what happen to those games and more. The good and bad of why they weren't at E3, mostly bad. I really wanted to see a demo of Tekken 6 I've been a fan of that game since the old PSone series of games.

Please make this for PS3!!! Please make this for PS3!!!

Well check out the story here.

Oh Snap "Black cat fight!"

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And of course the cat fight. Why is it when 2 black chicks, who have nothing going for them, get together they have to fight, this time no tities popped out. (Damn) Oh Wendy, you don't have to be mean to get ratings, just funny!! Oh Snap I'm Out!! [vodpod id=Groupvideo.1415093&w=425&h=350&fv=%26rel%3D0%26border%3D0%26]
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Oh Snap top 10 things Kim Cattrall wants men to know....

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Other than she's had her vagina redone in 98'. Look Mrs. Cattrall just because your On "Sex and the City" doesn't mean you really know men, case in point!!

old ass pussy Still hot old ass pussy!!

1. Women are interested in A-list things: A designers, A vacations, A orgasms.

Oh snap response: A 8 inch penis! Ha couldn't help that one!


2. Wait, let me rephrase that so there’s no confusion: multiple orgasms.

Oh snap response: Oh really, Multiple, even if we give you ladies that you always want more!!!

3. We want you to be true to yourselves. And to us. And not necessarily in that order.

Oh snap response: So I can tell you it wasn't me and as long as I believe it it's cool!!


4. No man should ever purchase anything called Follicare. If you’re going bald, then go bald and try to be proud.

Oh snap response: How about I buy it and not tell you!( refer to item 3)


5. The secret to getting out of trouble with your girlfriend is being funny. A funny man can be forgiven for anything. (Exceptions: cheating and comb-overs.)

Oh snap response: Try telling that to a bald comic!


6. We don’t find cigarettes sexy unless they’re in black-and-white movies or dangling from the lips of twenty-year-old Italian men.

Oh snap response:What about a joint!!


7. The vagina is a birth canal. The vulva is a gold mine.

Oh snap response: OK that one is right.


8. The only man who can pull off twelve different kinds of breakfast cereal is Jerry Seinfeld.

Oh snap response: But all you need is "Total"!!


9. It might seem strange, but every now and then, check out your backside in the mirror. If you don’t like what you see, chances are we feel the same.

Oh snap response:Clean the back seat of sloppy sex stains!!!


10. The women of the world want you to know that the clitoris is about an inch from where you think it is.

Oh snap response: oh so it's the anus then!!

Oh Snap, people will do anything to save money!

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Cow enema Cow farts, really!!

The power of poo, that's right Cow dung can power a house for months. They are also trying to finds out if Cow farts are causing some of the greenhouse effects. I guess if this will save me from paying $200 bucks I can live with a shit smell, all the time, in very thing, ewww maybe not!! No poo power for me!!

But for some the Idea is too good to pass (Gas) up here is a diagram to prove the system and how it will not smell. (My Ass!!)

Oh Snap I can put ads on my pits!!

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Look Mom my pits Look Mom my pits

Okay, once again if they can put an ad there they will. "Right Guard" has come up with "pitvertising" seen in this picture. So hey you get to a bar your talk and for no reason you lift up your arms and your friends watch your pit. Once again this will catch on like commercial tattoos, rent my head for space now becomes rent my pit for space. Atleast these ads are not on the skin and come with a video!!

Oh Snap, Can't make these up!!

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Getting my money one way or another! Getting my money one way or another!

From Jail time to prime time I give my man daps he went from robbing Micky D's to rapping for them...atleast to win a contest. Story here if you have dream keep working at, if you went the wrong path to get there maybe they'll give you a second chance!! Here's the story from our friends at www.techcrunch.com

Well, here’s something that’s so ridiculous it couldn’t be made up. McDonald’s teamed up with MySpace to create a new jingle for the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac. The original song (two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…) was created back in 1974. Over 1,000 user created songs and videos were submitted - the winner’s jingle becomes the official Big Mac song and will be featured in a McDonald’s Big Mac TV commercial.

Enter 29 year old Tamien Bain, who held up a McDonald’s at gunpoint when he was 14, was convicted as an adult and served 12 years in prison. He’s also one of the five finalists in the jingle competition (no. 4, the guy with the white tshirt and baseball cap).

The finalists were selected by a panel of judges. Apparently someone didn’t do a background check before making the final decisions. Or perhaps they did a background check and this is a publicity stunt. Either way, Bain has reportedly hired a PR person and is making the most of the contest.

I can’t wait to see the commercial, because he’s definitely going to win. Here’s his video submission:

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Oh Snap, Cubs Fans slow your roll!!

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Hey It's Alan Wade again, an I'm A Chicago Cubs fan. I know that Cub fans are getting  excited about their good season. But let me remind you of a few things you may not want to hear. Remember we had the biggest division lead was in 1969, when the Cubs flushed away a five-game advantage and wound up eight games back of the Amazin' Mets in October. But there was a black cat involved in that. The Cubs were three games up on Houston and eight clear of St. Louis by the 2001 All-Star Game, only to fall behind both playoff-bound teams in the final 2 1/2 months. Sammy Sosa (64 home runs, 160 RBIs, .328 average) became the first player to reach 60 homers in three seasons, while Jon Lieber won 20 games. Again, it wasn't enough. So look don't get you hopes up yet, although I am winning one of my fantasy leagues, sorry John!

This is the years of "yes we can" so it could happen...but will it.

Oh and John this weekend Astros vs. Cubs we need to just bet on that one!

GO CUBBIES!!!

Oh Snap lawn work....my yard is a dust bowl!!

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Hey, It's Alan Wade "the BB gun guy" (damn Red Star) giving you another look at my lawn! So I'm in Texas an it's going to be about 100 degrees today so I decide to hurry up and cut my lawn before it gets too hot. ( Hot like the African sun, I've got 4 window A/C units and I still get hot in the house! All on high and with fans in front of them blowing cold air around the room,I hope!) I think it's only rained once since I got from my vacation, two weeks ago! My yard has more weeds in it than grass. It's so bad that if I fart a small flame shoots out my ass!

So here's a few tips to beating the heat and not dieing of heat stroke.

  1. Lots of water and after that, lots of cold beer!

  2. Don't water the lawn, or pee in it!

  3. After you done at a shower, but not a bath you'll have grass chunks all over!

  4. Now that you cut some weeds go smoke some!!

  5. Pay someone else to finish the lawn, cuz damn you don't need to be in the heat!

  6. Oh Snap, remember to move your grill ( not the one in your mouth, but take that out too before cutting grass) nothing worst than cutting the yarn and looking up to see your grill about to get knocked down!


I hope that helped you live though a hot lawn!

Oh Snap....I'm Out!!

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Oh Snap my PS3 has movies now!!

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Sweet movies, on PS3!!
I have to say yesterday when I heard that PS3 was getting rental movies on the Playstation Store, I thought I'd see a lot of really bad movies or just straight to DVD ones. But then I saw the E3 press coverage of the Sony E3 conference. Oh Snap he showed "Cloverfield" now no matter what you think of the movie that's a recent release. So when I saw the "video" button last night I looke around. Not only were there great new movies but great old movies to. I'm not sure how much I'll be using the service, but I'm liking the idea that it's there and for 2 buck I think I'll check out some TV shows I couldn't see because I didn't have the time. "Firefly" Comes to mind there, Just never could get the time to see it! So I give it a preview score of, Oh snap I gotz to see this!

Oh Snap I got a bricked Treo 750!!

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Oh Snap it's bricked!! Oh Snap it's bricked!!

So around the 4th of July I get a Palm Treo 750, my brother works for AT&T I got a deal. I've used it for about a week it's great I can send texts easy. The keypad for me is very responsive. The Windows Mobile 6 interface is ok works good with this smartphone. The only problem I have is that during the second week of use I could use the touch pad with my stylus. So I surf the forums to see if there is an update or quick fix. Come to find out this is a common problem that Palm has no intention of fixing. Seems that with a certain few Treos heat causes a problem with te touch screen ,causing it not to work. I know that the touch screen isn't totally gone because the keypad lights up when tapped but it seems it just doesn't know what to do with the info. Some suggests I got from the forums were to stick the Treo in the fridge. So I did and it worked for a few minutes. Some suggested a Hard reboot, now it's stuck at the "Align Screen"!! Any-who this one will be going back on warranty. I'll let you all know if the "new" one works better or just the same!!