Crazy ideas from a crazy brother!!
Ok not really but they kind of look that way, I mean wow this is the new coffin. Plus it's green that's right it's a green coffin that means when you die you can either degree with you confines or rise up a lot easier as a zombie. Calling Agent Zulu I think they're tring to make it easier for the attack to come. Bio degradable coffins and urns, well maybe not the urns!
See looks like and acorn, "The sky is falling ...no what that's just Uncle Ted!" Well I for one am sold when I go I want to be in a green coffin! Check out Greenupgrader.com for more green ways to live!
Now if taking your shoes off is not enough horny TSA agents are now making the Big Metal Bra wearing women take off their bras and walk though security. This poor lady has enough to worry about, the stares from men, the ladies saying ," How can she stand up with those things!", and the consent sound of pre-teen boners popping when she walks by, now the TSA feels( and I do mean feel!) the need to hassle "jugg-o-lious" women for the sake of national security. (Well if the boobs are big she could have bombs in them!) I guess this is another phrase you won't here in the security line anymore,"Damn her boobs are the bomb!" Ok now that I'm done writting I'm going to pull my pants up! Oh snap...I'm out like strip club boobies! Click pic for full story!!
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Well I've talked about being in Texas and the heat. How I have 4 a/c units going 3 fans 5 ceiling fans and always a bottle of water. Today I took off my shirt while my fan was running on high and the air on high. Temp in my house unknown needle is gone! Outside temp with out heat index 100 degrees , with 105. I thought you guys need to see me shirtless so here it is ladies, yes there is a bird in my chest! I can't wait to move!
ht an Apricot would taste good in a ale, not me.. so this my start me rethinking my whole fruity beer thing. I know some will make me wish I had a lolly pop, but others may match the taste and enjoyment I got for this beer. I know this beer will make a home in my house from now on. Mostly this will be my while playing WOW (World of Warcraft) beer, for my sureal moments of bless while killing tons of NPC's or doing 25 man Raid where I have one job to do Tank the boss. Sorry nerd speak for a second....(lvl 70 Pally Tank with 2 T6 pieces of armor and only on blue)... ok I'm back in the real world. Anywho I give Pyramid Apricot Ale an "Oh Snap will get drunk and laid....and she won't be pretty" or a A.
After years of Fighting over who didn't pass to whom, Cheech and Chong are back. 25 years later they're getting on the road and going to kick ass, there are a lot of other comics I've said that need to get back to their roots (Eddie Murphy!!!) I hope they are watching!! Get off the ,"I can make a movie and be funny" and get back to, "Oh snap people like what I say when I say it". Feel the comedy flow with in your veins and you'll get the glow, that body glow... damn can't watch "Star Wars" or " The Last Dragon" before writing these stories....Oh Snap....I'm Out!!